Re-Inked Carl slid down a narrow ramp at high speed. He heard a 'sproing' sound and suddenly realized he was naked. Above and behind him he saw his clothes hanging from hooks that extended from the sides of the chute. The slide suddenly ended and he fell face first on a hard plate. Raising his flattened self up and regaining three dimensions, he realized the plate was moving. Trying to sit up, Carl felt two large hands push him back down on his chest and start hitting his back and legs. Glancing over his shoulder, he could see the hands were covered in white gloves and were hitting him in a karate chop fashion, like a massage. His flesh began to tingle and feel like jelly under the hands influence. After only a few moments, something akin to a giant spatula slid under him and flipped him over on his back. Again
Girls, Girls, Girls Josh started the night with four of his friends, but had since removed himself from their company. They wanted to go to a dance club, while he wanted to see some strippers. The alcohol in all their systems heightened the tension between them, and Josh now found himself walking the dark streets alone. The streets were empty for a Sunday night. Most likely people were home recuperating from the Super Bowl parties that had started the day. Josh had started at one such party, but departed with his cohorts when minute the horn sounded their team's loss. So far he had failed to find any clubs of the persuasion he desired. He was starting to thirst for another beer as well, and was near giving up his search in lieu of the nearest bar. Spying a lone prostitute on the corner, he was considering asking for directions when he noticed a sign.&
The Inn: Brothers "G'day, Keep!" The innkeeper turned and saw a young woman entering his establishment, her face smiling and a hand waving. "A fine morning to you, M'lady! What brings you into town this early?" She made her way to the bar and plopped down on a stool. Keep instantly poured a glass of milk and set it before her as she got comfortable. "I had some business to take care of with the land magistrate." She took the milk and drank deeply. "I see," Keep chuckled. He cleaned the bar as she drank. The mug came back down and Keep was shocked to find it empty. "Thirsty?" Keep asked with a smile. "Oh, yes. Very." She grinned softly as Keep re-filled the mug straight from the pitcher.
The Girl's Room Tony had to pee like there was no tomorrow. He moved quickly through the busy mall crowd in search of a restroom sign and when he found it, he all but ran down the hallway. He came to the men's restroom and noticed an 'Out of Order' sign on the door. Groaning, he painfully started back to the mall. That was when he noticed the girl's restroom. Reconsidering only for a moment, Tony quickly knocked on the door and pushed it open slightly. "Hello? Is anyone in there?" He got no response. "The men's room is broken
Hello?" Tony pushed the door all the way open and didn't see any feet under the stalls. Glancing back down the hall, he saw the coast was clear so he ducked in. He got halfway to a stall before he returned to the door an